Middle Finger Blog

What is Obama’s asian name?

I had my first hemorrhoid, it’s gone now. So I will continue to use twitter more often.

some guy … “I’m on Zoloft for depression” …. me … “I wish I was on cyanide for depression”

I’m currently brushing my teeth with a box cutter.

From now on … Dunkin’ Donuts shall be known as Dunkin’ Dotheads

People …………. they piss me off

“She’s so ugly, she couldn’t give a hard-on to a rapist”

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowin’ fouls.

Honestly, vampire’s just suck.

A slice of advice, “a real man only needs one hand to drive a car.