Middle Finger Blog

I feel like a failure.

Yeah, ya know it’s a Radisson, so it’s pretty good.

Yeah, ya know it’s the Radisson, so it’s pretty good.

I wish i was just 10% less of a douchebag.

all I know is that … I don’t know

I forgot how much fun it was to destroy someone anonymously over the internet. I love raping people with words.

women can buy a set of tits … but they can’t buy a personality

The good thing about the world is … women can buy a set of tits … but they can’t buy a personality

Being a man means … you can go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back

My farts have been smelling really awful lately. Kind of like sulfur. I’ve been eating a lot of cashews, that might do it.